"I cant wear my hat. My jimmied are incredibly rustled."
"Decent room for the price. Dinner was priced average for a being attached to a hotel. Food was a 7/10. Bartender is beyond horrible at just being a bartender."
"The Turkey Club wrap makes me rock fucking hard."
"Best steak and cheese in the area."
"I'm not sure what the house beer is but it's gross. But cheap. Consume at own risk"
"Kylie the bartender is terrible at pouring beer. My condolences if you get her."