"It's good, but don't think you're eating healthy. 30% more sugar than ice cream, 200 calories in a measured half cup. Also, 46 cents an ounce adds up quick, so watch the toppings."
"You gotta hold the lever down for 5 seconds or the toilet won't flush!"
"This is the best Wendy's in the area. They never screw up my order and the food is always perfect. Luis the night manager is a great guy."
"Don't stand on the couch, and don't make a mess!"
"Baked mostaccoli is great. Add meatballs if you're really hungry."