"Come check out the new Marvel super hero guitars we got in."
"If you can't decide get the Crispy Chicken Tacos! They're great!"
"Get the barbacoa super taco. Sooooo good!"
"Come spank my monkey he is 5 yes old today."
"Drive thru is slower than whataburger's. No wonder the place hardly has any business."
"Save yourself the head ache and don't stop here and if you do check your bag before you leave."