"Come in when you have time. Don't expect not to wait even if you call ahead you'll still have to wait."
"Rename this place to "the place with all the broken treadmills""
"Don't go to this location if you don't have to. Why would you bad mouth a customer with your manager while two new customers are standing in front of you?"
"They raised parking to $3 for 2 hrs with validation. + $3 for every 30 mins after that."
"Only of it's a must. Small mom/pops gas stations will do fully synth oil changes on most cars for about $50. Base price here is $99 without filter."