"Foursquare asked me to tell everyone how it was here. Flooded and dead, that's how it was. Everybody's furniture was in their lawn. It was sad. Sad is how it was here. I hope people can donate money."
"Gina M. is rude and judgmental. If you don't like the way someone looks, don't look, or change your perception. Also, grow up."
"Yeah, I would be the first to leave a tip. Cheapasses! JK, chill place, chill people."
"Megan is the best massage therapist I've ever been to. Be sure to request her."