"Check out the Christmas tree. Shiny! Mr Friddles loves it."
"Monteiths Cider on tap now. Perfect for poker night on Thursday."
"Good for watching NFL games Monday/ Tuesday lunchtime."
"Give the Space Marine a hug. He's sad and lonely."
"Friendly staff and a great veggie brekkie."
"4 Cheese Toastie with seeded mustard. Nom."