"How quickly people forget...this was never the fastest restaurant. Good things come to those who wait!"
"Be prepared...2h oil change."
"3 sauces $12.49. Oh yeah."
"Bring your own condiments. $.50 for extra. Even on a $.99 cheeseburger."
"Skip the buffet, gross. They have an awesome inexpensive menu."
"Bakon Bloody Mary. Nuff said."