"If you don't got no money take your broke ass home."
"Agreed, your music sucks. Also, keep your shitty graffiti away from my stairs. Assholes."
"Be prepared to sing lonely island, Jack's mannequin, or FUN songs."
"Stir fry Thursday's :) choice of rice/noodles, meat/veggies, and sauce of teriyaki or sweet&sour."
"WING NIGHT EVERY WEDNESDAY"
"Try to look up the menu in advance... It's not always the greatest"