"Come on you super super whites."
"Don't eat the mushy peas they are rank"
"There is wireless but it's Tesco purchase something first and get a Tesco club card and login. Simple"
"Try the festive amaretto latte. Really tasty & xmasy!"
"Nice bar. The beer is nice & cool."
"If you fancy a decent tipple then a trip into village & pop into the rising sun for a pint of real ale!"