"Tasting menu was good, but service was very slow. Not cool to add on 20% tip and say you have to talk to chef if you want to pay less. That's how staff is incentivized to do job not chat with friends."
"Have a beer with Bob and watch the Mountaineers game."
"Ask Bunker to sit. If he complies, give him a treat. Repeat."
"Come here and hang with Randy. Try some of his fresh fire-escape grown tomato and basil with fresh Mozzarella."