"Try not to take a bag that isn't yours. #protip"
"The Al Pastor anything is great -- took tacos to a co-worker once and she still asks me about this truck. I like the burrito. They have all the good weird meat like tongue and brains and stuff."
"Got 2 potato tacos to go. Waited roughly 30 mins for tacos. Worth it. Delicious, fresh but messy as hell - don't attempt to eat in the car. Sit at a table somewhere, you heathens!"
"Mario understands what makes a person look good!"
"Parking here is an extreme sport. Try to maintain focus when navigating obstacle course that poses as parking lot."