"The Westvleteren 12 is to die for!"
"Get the large jug of beer! Make sure to give your shoe as a deposit!"
"Great food! Wi-Fi password: 248AA2E294"
"The tres leches is to die for! Food is good, but slightly overpriced."
"Get the margherita pizza, and ask for fresh arugula! Better than most places in NYC! Eggplant parm is OK, but the pizza is a must-have!"