"It's dark in hur... And I like it!"
"The people that work here are truly idiots"
"This is the slowest Starbucks on earth. Be prepared to wait an hour or more to get a drink, even if there is no one else in the shop"
"No breakfast for dinner at this "eatery"."
"See Libby she's best bartender in SF"
"Ask for Ruth. She'll have you lookin like a million bucks."