"Ask for a Chapman's Ale Cider. A great local product, amazing taste and 6.5% ABV!"
"Try the Chapman's Ale Cider. Not sweet, great flavor."
"Syd the squid makes frequent appearences"
"Watch out for Big Kat, he is about to be put down, just old and irritable."
"Watch out for Big Kat, he's about to be put down, just old and irritable."