"Am I supposed to have ANY idea what's going on?"
"The breakfast was $41 dollars for two people. We thought it was complimentary. O."
"Slllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
"They're idiots. Took us 45 minutes to get our tab, and they still fucked it up"
"The fries are amazing. Try the turkey bacon sandwich. So good"
"Buy a pack of tickets at once so when you're late you're not waiting in lines trying to get a ticket and missing your train"