"Comfy bed, great food, low budget bitch prices."
"Excellent for elementary field trips!"
"There is a real asshole who hangs out here. Not sure of his name but he wears a camo Gator hat and weighs about 300lbs. Do not speak to him. He has anger issues and likely still lives with his mother."
"Fried food, cold beer, loose women."
"Beautiful place for a wedding!"