"You can park in the pay lot next door for free for an hour and a half. Just keep your receipt to show the friendly parking attendant!"
"One of the friendly waitresses gave me a great tip: put your karma card number in your phone, that way you'll always have it!"
"Get the fried chicken entree. Comes with a heap of mac and cheese and crispy green beans."
"Come here for $2 tacos on Tuesday! The steak taco is serious yumminess."