"I should have read the tips b4 i ordered. Here i sit waiting for food. It's been 15 minutes so far. Oh, also, they ran out of coke."
"Watch out for bed head."
"Stay away from the brown steamy piles"
"If you look closely you can see a double rainbow"
"If you are male, stay away from the short man with the beard"
"This place sells awesome karts, yes it's true"