Mat Xavier

"As quaint as quaint condos go, if you can afford to live someplace else do it. The best thing about this establishment is the proximity to downtown and all the Queen Anne happenings, oh & Kerry Park."

"It may need a penthouse level loft amongst the clouds, but if all you want to do is suck his dick, Mat Xavier does reserve the Fortress for random tryst."

"Peppermint White Mocha might be a seasonal drink but can and should be ordered year-'round."

"Make sure if you go early, butt crack of dawn early, dine in unless you want wet tortillas and Mexican't mediocrity to go"

"| SuperMat lives near here, though the Mat Cave is typically off limits: spooning is welcome and sidekicks wanted."

"If you're tall enough, you can control what you watch on the TV."