"Nice. Poached egg over done though - unforgiveable!"
"The kleftiko and stifado are great. Massive portions be warned!"
"Need to cook the Adana kebab properly .. And use better meat!"
"Signalling problems at moor park 30/1. Delays !"
"The guy Ergin (Ted damson... Or Ross from friends depending on your age) used to be the front of house on other restaraunts .. Now owns the place...well done!"
"Seriously 7 lira for a beer? 5 is good..6 is acceptable.. But 7 ... No tip for the staff here..."