"Don't get locked inside the bathroom."
"Nobody better steal my mayorship yo!"
"They grade diamonds. They grade diamonds good."
"I only come if I have no other choice. Baristas take your order and then make you wait 15 minutes for a drink while they socialize and give an attitude if you say something."
"This place makes the best Tom Yum soup and the Calarmari Salad is a crazy good deal!"
"The complimentary breakfast really improved here. They offer cereal, bagels, muffins, juice, tea, coffee, AND Activia yogurts!"