"Seriously bad service at the gas station. Seriously bad."
"Good for families. Which means mediocre but fine food, lots of room and no one is mad that you brought kids."
"Whatever. We live in a *town* that has a board of selectmen vs. a mayor. Mayorship means nothing! (Unless I regain it.)"
"The kibble is delicious especially with a side of rawhide."
"Very kid friendly indeed! The buffalo tenders are terrible though; next time I'm going to try the steak tips!"
"Wait! There are reasons cats try to kill. And I believe you mean "snuggle with me" not "kill." Either way..."