"Check in every day to oust the current mayor."
"Ask for the rooms ending in --01 for THE best views. You will pay more, but so worth it for the corner!"
"Who is this Ben character?"
"Bring a jacket, it's cold in here year-round."
"Great shop but the Baristas say Reed is a faux mayor."
"Margarita pizza is delicious. Service is so-so"