"I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass."
"The rolls are so-so, but the spicy chicken slice is the stuff of legends. Try it!"
"The Belgian Hot Chocolate may be the best cup of cocoa in NYC. Get one!"
"Tella's Farm Fresh Eggs are superior to anything you can get in the supermarket, and are less than five dollars a dozen: buy two!"