"Everything you need in life: booze, broads, bands and BBQ. Get the ribs. They'll change you."
"If you drink here, you're probably not much of an asshole. I'll drink with you."
"Summer Special: Free unlimited plays on the new digital juke box. Come dance on the tables to your favorite tunes!!"
"The douchebagery of this place can't be beat!"
"I just got served a luke warm ass latte and had to wait 10 minutes for the privilege. Thanks for ruining my coffee buzz!"
"Great selection of craft beers. Try the queso and blue corn chips."