"If you're stuck in the queue for passport control (and not at the desk yet) then check in here."
"Bacon and egg baguette was pretty good. But expensive at £5.50!!"
"Careful where you stand- you may be lasered by the owner"
"These boys do a mean haircut- make sure you also ask to have your ear hairs singed and eyebrows trimmed!"
"These guys seem to tout bullshit and have rather pushy sales techniques. Nice try, boys."