"Awesome breakfast. The shrimp, scallops, calamari eggs are one of a kind and awesome."
"Don't use the self check out"
"Only place in town to get a nice hot lather shave with a straight edge razor."
"Watch out for the super slow deli guy. Literally takes 5 minutes to get a half pound of anything."
"Super early (try 5 am) is terrific here."
"Always compliment the chef here. He's great."