"Best/cleanest/most relaxing place in ratchet ass Southland to drop a deuce in tranquility."
"The King works here, buy him a jack and coke or some food!!"
"Raider Nation get in here and buy stuff and support the Silver and Black!!!"
"Come check out shoe dog and get your perfect fit in shoes, socks, and Insoles. It is our goal to make you feel great!"