"Place is harder than hell to see, but the seclusion is worth it."
"Weird sausage. Get the bacon."
"Not the cool kind of bitches..."
"Avoid anything with sauce, it's special."
"Come one, come all, for a good time. Except you, you're not invited. Lapdances included*"
"All sorts a shit goes down here. Great place to have a good time."