"Nothing new or different from other walking street in Thailand. Most merchants are not from Pai. Don't give money to dancing boys or girls. They are not real tribal people!"
"Pad Thai is for foreigners. Pineapple fired rice is so-so. Small shops outside walking street offer same things with half price."
"Ask for authentic taste!"
"Menu changed every 3 months! Try the hottest (spiciest) pizza!"
"Tapas is very good deal. Get busy at 12:30. No Thai works here!"