"Takes way too long to get food"
"This pizza is the real deal. It tastes just like a corner slice from NYC. And try the Snickers cheesecake - it's delicious!"
"This is the worst place in America, with the most obnoxious and stupid people you will ever come in contact with. AVOID IF AT ALL. POSSIBLE!"
"If NJ Transit sucks like it normally does, Ploi Thai is a great restaurant to get some food in while you're waiting for the sucky bus."