"Only $10 a month! No contract!"
"You can get a fried egg and cheese on one of their bagels. Just ask, you'll be so glad you did."
"Say "I love Willy's!" at the bar to get a free shot."
"Vegetarians can substitute any meat for veggie sausage!"
"The buggies take case quarters only. No dimes and nickels allowed!"
"The tofu bowl with no cheese is a great vegan option."