"Mayor gets a free lemonade!"
"Best selection of laces and ribbons in town at the best price."
"Sabbath school at 9:30; church at 10:45, Saturdays."
"Pumpkin pie latte with soy...yum!"
"Best place to buy bulk basics for vegans. You'll pay at least a third more for things such as nutritional yeast flakes and carob chips at other stores."