"The WORST burritos in Portland & quite possibly the world."
"This location is consistently serving cold,stale mistakes. Too bad."
"Lucia dinner 3 nights this year. December 12-14, 2012. $35 smorgasbord $50 w/aquavit pairing. 7 PM"
"Ask to see moustachio. He's the cutest shop kitty in the land."
"This location is closing on November 14th. Go out and support your future hair stylist's education."