"He's brutal on your teeth I hate going here but he is really good at getting my teeth to sparkle and charges are always less than any other dentist."
"I need a good hard drink. Airports make alcoholics. Okay maybe just make me an alcoholic."
"Service department is great. Good, quick and efficient service. If you go ask for Richard. Superb."
"Get the key lime pie. It makes you cream yourself. But seriously, get the key lime pie"
"If you load a starbucks gift card you can get free shots, extra pumps or soy milk substitutions. Or if your me, free for all three ;D"