"Try the pulled pork poutine, it's fantastic :)"
"Customers in store come first, if we don't answer the phone, it is because we are busy helping customers in the store."
"Our cat runs this house..."
"Aim to NOT go over New Years, there was 2+ hour wait times for rides, and everyone camps out on mainstreet and security does nothing about it...and the fireworks weren't even worth it."
"Try the new smore pizza dessert. It's to die for!"