"Walked out before being served. Waited too long for waiter/waitress."
"Great walking/running/cycling trail. Also great place to rent buildings for get togethers."
"There's a few geocaches at this park. For more info go to geocaching.com"
"A great local dentist. Dr. Obrien and the gang."
"Closest thing to Starbucks."
"Come on over, take your shoes off and sit a spell."