"Halal chicken is often cheaper than regular."
"Closed on Sundays ('cause no one needs to read on Sunday)."
"Get a 'Quarter Pounder Dressed Like a Mac'."
"Get here early for freshly-baked bread"
"Great local greasy spoon. Breakfast here is big, cheap, and probably really really bad for you! Mmm!"
"Skip the brunch - overpriced and underwhelming."