"Don't fight the current. It will win. Every. Single. Time."
"Don't go between 4-6. Unless you like listening to screaming children and parents gossiping."
"This place is below average. Rude customer service, bad pedicure, fucked up my eyebrows, and over priced. Cheers."
"Antarctica downstairs. Fucking rainforest upstairs. Bring clothes for both climates."
"Spend like 30 minutes trying to find the damn place and it's closed. Absolutely ridiculous. #pissed"