"Prepare to be accosted by people looking for cigarettes and lighters if you sit at the picnic table on the south side!"
"Power outlets available to the back row and the outside end of each row"
"The suspension on bus 1013 sucks, prepare to chip some teeth if you board"
"Don't cut in line just because you showed up later than your friends, dick."
"Try the floured and fried wings! They go great with 1 part wing sauce, 1 part sweet barbecue sauce."