"The Jersey Whitesnake is served a little too al dente for my tastes."
"Holy crap the coarse chop is silly awesomely tasty."
"Have a few bottles at the bar. The prices are pretty amazing compared to the rest of the neighborhood, plus the Sunday/Monday bartender is pretty awesome!"
"The eye exam, including the contact exam, plus a sample pair, PLUS two boxes of contacts, is $129. Cheaper than using most insurance! Plus, the staff is really really helpful and friendly. A+++!"
"Finally, a place that does a red curry as hot as it should be! BYO, too!"