"Protip: the stall doors in the men's bathroom don't really lock. Saving $2B one lock at a time! #bathroomfriendly"
"Excellent staff, beautiful facility, and the dogs have a great time!"
"Easily the cleanest coffee shop this side of town"
"The duck confit is simply amazing."
"Avoid the lunch rush unless you want to see some brilliant examples of parenting"