"Quite possibly the best tater tots you may eat...ever. #GetTheAwesomeSauce"
"Avoid the usual 'Bucks down the street and come here. You'll love the vibe 2 seconds in the door and the java is fresh & tasty."
"The perfect historical experience! Wonderfully diverse collection of art, artifacts and new media."
"Try the "Low Gap Wheat" clear whiskey...it'll send goose bumps down to your ankles at every sip. Yes, sip."
"The newest lodge in the @21MCParks!"
"They don't take credit cards, beer/wine only, just an FYI and also, what?"