"Ridiculously overpriced furniture"
"Taco al pastor is delish! Open late, friendly staff. This place is cash only!"
"Amazing Wednesday night specials! Gina is the best bartender"
"Don't piss off the bartender Jody! She will mess with you so hard!"
"You can save money throughout the store buy buying 2 of almost anything for just a few cents more. Bring your speedy cards and earn points by taking advantage of our monthly candy sale!"