"Beware, lest ye be engulfed in flames."
"Fish and Chips every Friday from Chef's Choice."
"Maybe other people's phones tell them they're here. Check in and feel free to leave a goofy tip!"
"Be careful with big carts near dairy and aisle 11. Traffic is high."
"CKDJ 107.9 FM gets great reception here."
"Great tunes near the bench."