"The air con didn't work. I was sweaty in my fake leather seat. Lame."
"Come here if you want a chip in your tea pot spout."
"This place is lame. Rude service and you can't make changes to meals on the menu."
"Real hot choc. No powder rubbish. Moreish!"
"Crappy slow service. Needs a good clean."
"Watched the staff eat their lunch while setting tables. Classy much!"