"Big Bad Voo Doo Patty was originally a Fat Tuesday special that was so overwhelmingly delicious, the masses demanded it be added to the regular menu. Viva la revolution!!"
"The best cheese danish you've ever had in your life!"
"Pria always makes me look amazing with minimal pain!"
"Bison sliders awww yeah!"
"White people not welcome."
"What's good here? NOTHING! Close your account now."