"Don't eat the meatloaf."
"More like not so quickly. Place is slow and more concerned with popcorn chicken orders than my simple black milk tea. God forbid i ask for tapioca."
"Omg chicken gyro plate!"
"I paid for the gold margarita, and it tasted like salty Gatorade. No alcohol. Ruined my cinco de mayo."
"Watch out for the douchie dominican boys who fart in the poorly ventilated cardio room. Smells like baby shit and axe spray."
"Tyler is the real mayor."