"Styrofoam recycling in September 29, 2023 according to the sign"
"No fee ATM in the west foyer. Does not matter whom you bank with."
"Everyone is really sweet!"
"Use either the web app, the phone app or call to order ahead. Almost no wait."
"Dear county market: don't put the slowest cashier on the express line at 5:30"
"I've seen shorter lines at Walmart on a Saturday afternoon. Shouldn't take 20 minutes for a beer."