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"Great church! Try it once and you'll be hooked!"
"This place is awesome. Gods presence is so real and alive here. The people are VERY friendly and genuine."
"Coolest place I know!! Try it once, you'll love it!!"
"Mon-wed mend cuts are only 5$!!"
"They've never gotten my order wrong. Very fast and friendly. Most of em know my name."